IWSG Day!
Hi Everyone! Welcome to IWSG Day on the Bad Girl Blog.
Anyone else have to fight to find time to write?
Okay, these are
not the definitive rules for Writer-parents. I would never claim to be an
expert. But I did raise two kids while
writing stand-up on the side and penning a syndicated humour column every two
weeks. (My moniker was Bad Girl. Go figure.)
So I learned a
few things about survival along the way.
Bad Girl’s Tricks
for Writing with Kids:
1. Probably you shouldn’t lock yourself in the
bathroom, so the kids can’t get at you. Equally, you shouldn’t sit in the
playpen with your kid on the outside, screaming and shaking the thing. Okay, at least not more than once a day.
2. Never put a package of Twinkies in front of a
toddler so that you can continue to write. (Remove them all from the plastic
wrappers first so the kid doesn’t choke.)
3. A kid won’t die if they drink half a mug of
cold coffee. But watch the wine. In
fact, you might want to finish the rest of the bottle right now, just to be
safe.
4. Other kid’s birthday parties are a great
thing for a writer. But you really should pick up your own kid when they’re
over. (Eventually. Before winter.)
5. It’s okay to get someone to babysit your kids
while you move into a new house. But it’s not okay to forget to tell everyone
where that house is.
6. When your kid leaves home for university, it
is not recommended to immediately change their room into an office or writing
room. Wait until after Christmas. The sales are better.
Re “Leaving the
nest”: Every mother gets emotional about this. But probably you shouldn’t do it
until your kids are grown up.
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Hi,
ReplyDeleteI've never had children but found some of your suggestions very funny. I'll pass them along to people who write and have children.
Nice post.
Shalom,
Patricia
Thanks for stopping by, Pat! I'm afraid I may have used all of the above. Don't tell anyone.
DeleteI really enjoyed your post. I giggled at a few of the tips above. I don't have children, but I do have three needy dogs and a cat. Hiding from them, even when they drive me crazy, definitely equals terrible results. Thank you so much for stopping by my blog and for your kind words.
ReplyDeleteMurees, I often write with a dog head on my lap. (a Frankenpoodle - he's huge). And I know several friends have to remove cats from keyboards regularly. Thanks for commenting!
DeleteAbsolutely hilarious! I'm finally at the stage when my son has started full time kindergarten. I'm floating on air with my days full of quiet writing time. I wonder if he thinks he has a new mommy since I'm so pleasant when he comes home at the end of the day.
ReplyDeleteOh Christine, I can SO relate! That precious writing time when the kids are at school :) Thanks for commenting!
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ReplyDeleteLOL, I'm not a mom-writer, but my stepdaughter visits occasionally. She's 15 now but when she was 10, I had to learn to keep writing with The Disney Channel blaring in the background!
ReplyDeleteAh yes, Stephanie! I remember when Sesame Street was on five times a day, and I knew every timeslot! Thanks for commenting.
DeleteThat was hilarious! Especially not telling people where your new house resides.
ReplyDeleteGrin - reporting that this is the ONLY thing on the list that I probably haven't tried! Thanks for dropping by, Alex.
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