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My husband was married once before. When he passes on, would it be
appropriate to bury him beside his first wife?
Signed Planning Ahead
Only if she's dead first.
I keep asking my boss for a raise, but he keeps saying no. As a last
resort, I'm thinking of offering him my body. Think it will work?
Signed Blondie in Bowmanville
Gee, I don't know. Chances are he has a perfectly good body of his own.
My boyfriend and I won a hundred thousand dollars in a lottery. I want to
buy a house and he wants to buy a 427 AC Cobra four speed. What should we
Recent reports suggest that it is very difficult if not impossible to prepare a
proper meal on a 427 engine block. On the other hand, most houses built
today can't travel at more than 2 miles per hours. Tell you what.
Forward the winnings to my address and I'll do a test run for ya.
What is the quickest way to a woman's heart?
No Don Juan
Dear No Don;
Zippered sweaters, although wrap-around blouses run a close second.
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