Hey! A photo that doesn't make me want to kill myself...

I READ CANADIAN DAY!  Joan O'Callaghan and that sketchy broad from the Deadly Dames, at the Toronto Public Library in front of an audience of 60+. 
(Hey! a photo that looks like me, and doesn't make me want to kill myself.  Bonus.)

I READ CANADIAN! - Crime Writing Panel Tonight

Catch me at Armour Heights branch of the 

TORONTO PUBLIC LIBRARY, in celebration of 

I READ CANADIAN day! 

 I hear registration is full house, which just goes to show how many people are interested in Crime (okay, crime writing!) 

Worst Date Ever, featured in this poster for I READ CANADIAN!

My New Home! Classy people at Transatlantic - Happy to be represented out of New York again!

You can catch the rest here:
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How I became an overnight success in 26 years (That was one long night..)

By Melodie Campbell  (Bad Girl)

(Reprinted with Permission)

Three years ago, I wrote a crazy little book that won two crime writing awards.  (Okay, not three years ago.  It won the Derringer and Arthur Ellis three years ago, which means I wrote it two years before that.  Trad publishing takes time…but I digress.)

That year, I also won a national short story contest, with prize money of $3000.  The year after, I was shortlisted along with Margaret Atwood, for another fiction award.  (That was the year pigs learned to fly in Canada.)

The Toronto Sun called to interview me.  They titled the article, “Queen of Comedy.”

“You’re famous!” said an interviewer.  “How does it feel to become an overnight success?”

“That was one long night,” I said.  “It lasted 26 years.”

This blog post was inspired by Anne R. Allen

Not long ago, Anne had a post on her Top 100 blog:  10 Reason Why You Shouldn’t Publish that 1st Novel

(It’s terrific.  Click on the link, to see why.)

But that got me thinking about my own “overnight success.”

Here’s the thing.  I started writing fiction for money in 1987. (Nineteen Eighty-Seven!!  Big shoulders and big hair.  Wasn’t that two years before the Berlin Wall came down?)

I won my first award (Canadian Living Magazine) in 1989.  By the time my first novel hit bookshelves, I already had 24 short stories published, and had won six awards.

Plus The Goddaughter’s Revenge – the book that won the Derringer and Arthur – wasn’t my first novel published.  It was my fifth.

My Point:

I’ll drill down even more.  It wasn’t even my fifth novel written.  It was my seventh.  The first two will never see the light of day.  One has gone on to floppy disk heaven.  Although if God reads it up there, he may send it to hell.

I would never want ANYONE to read my first two novels.  Writing them taught me how to write.  I got rid of bad habits with those books.  I learned about the necessity of motivation.  The annoyance of head-hopping.  And the importance of having a protagonist that people can like and care about.

Yes, my first novel had a TSTL heroine who was naive, demanding, and constantly had to be rescued.  (For those who don’t know, TSTL stands for Too Stupid To Live.  Which can occur when the author is too stupid to write.)  Even I got sick of her.  Why would anyone else want to make her acquaintance?

In my first two novels, I learned about plot bunnies.  Plot bunnies are those extraneous side trips your book takes away from the main plot.  Each book should have an overall plot goal, and ALL subplots should meander back to support that one plot goal in the end.  My first book had everything but aliens in it.  All sorts of bunnies that needed to be corralled and removed.

Speaking of bunnies, I’m wandering.  So back to the point:

IN 2015, some people saw me as an overnight success.  I was getting international recognition and bestseller status.  One of my books hit the Amazon Top 100 (all books) at number 47, between Tom Clancy and Nora Roberts.*

But that overnight success took 26 years.  I had one long apprenticeship.

I tell my students to keep in mind that being an author is a journey.  No one is born knowing how to write a great novel.  You get better as you write more.  You get better as you read more.  You get better as you learn from others.

Being an author is a commitment.  You aren’t just writing ‘one book.’  You are going to be a writer for the rest of your life. Commit to it.  Find the genre you love.  Write lots.

And you too can be an overnight success in 26 years.

(The Goddaughter.  A much more likeable protagonist, even if she is a bit naughty.)

Four years and Four Books Later....

At the Ontario Library Association Conference, signing in the Orca Booth and later presenting at the Crime Writers of Canada Event...

4 years and 4 books later...not sure I like the black glasses.