Addendum to BATHING SUIT HELL
Okay, so I ended up buying a 'tankini' (already I'm in a bad mood. TANK? Really? I haven't gained THAT much.)
It has a 'shelf' top, size C/D. Sort of fits, but here's the thing. I am not a 'shelf.' I cannot be 'moved' into a shelf. I am two soft torpedoes with a sizable gap inbetween.
Which works okay, until you go into the pool, and that gap between the torpedoes fills with water. And the whole top flops down to your navel with the weight.
WHO DESIGNS THESE THINGS??