tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post1508268580137069384..comments2024-02-10T00:17:25.724-08:00Comments on Melodie Campbell Author (the home of Bad Girl Comedy): WHY BOOK TOURS ARE SO EXPENSIVE - more comedy from Funny GirlMelodie Campbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-33262816283149521912012-10-01T16:50:48.952-07:002012-10-01T16:50:48.952-07:00This is why I wear regular bifocals, not progressi...This is why I wear regular bifocals, not progressives. I tried a pair of progressives once and got dizzy from the transition. But when I'm outside I wear my cool sunglasses that are distance only, although I'd probably be better off with a seeing-eye dog. As which part of the anatomy to fall on, some of us are not blessed in the "upstairs balcony" and would not be well cushioned.Sally Carpenterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00068827626295000653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-48595313526102149732012-10-01T16:24:57.374-07:002012-10-01T16:24:57.374-07:00Lesley, funny have how they have different uses th...Lesley, funny have how they have different uses throughout your life. In your twenties and thirties, they are decorative. Now...Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-54925883822009391322012-10-01T12:34:18.068-07:002012-10-01T12:34:18.068-07:00Boobs come in so handy, but it's really diffic...Boobs come in so handy, but it's really difficult to train yourself to fall on them first.<br /><br />You are just one funny gal.<br /><br />Lesley Diehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10552765934908042306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-48954930553373840162012-09-30T08:53:01.504-07:002012-09-30T08:53:01.504-07:00Crack me up! Thanks for the Sunday morning laught...Crack me up! Thanks for the Sunday morning laughter!William Doonanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07540517192121681243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-63564464861988351812012-09-30T07:31:09.906-07:002012-09-30T07:31:09.906-07:00Thanks, Cora! Truly, except for a smoosh of blood...Thanks, Cora! Truly, except for a smoosh of blood on the inside, the dress is in perfect condition. Must be plastic.Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-58894964037119566872012-09-30T07:29:39.241-07:002012-09-30T07:29:39.241-07:00I healed in two weeks, which made me feel rather p...I healed in two weeks, which made me feel rather proud of myself, Marja! However, it will take me longer than that to pay off the new glasses...Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-72070877656332466792012-09-30T06:07:15.578-07:002012-09-30T06:07:15.578-07:00You mean you're supposed to look down when you...You mean you're supposed to look down when you walk? Like where your feet are about to go? Aha! Maybe that explains why I go flying so much. But then, I've always wanted to fly... We have lift-off! We have lift-oooooof!Janet Bolinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10282305877097797134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-47652623864411682002012-09-30T05:58:46.746-07:002012-09-30T05:58:46.746-07:00Very funny post. I take my glasses off when I walk...Very funny post. I take my glasses off when I walk my dogs. I quickly realized they were a hazzard the first time I tripped. I loved that you were thinking about how the incident would make a good addition to your writing when you sequenced your fall--hilarious. And your plastic dress made in China-priceless.Corahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17513930284591250364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-80385527510186316872012-09-29T17:21:18.293-07:002012-09-29T17:21:18.293-07:00Can I say Yikes? Hope you're feeling better no...Can I say Yikes? Hope you're feeling better now, and yes, you made it funny. Now I need to go talk to my husband who just got progressives.Marjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09528164359512905392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245094159513612980.post-60744000118886380782012-09-29T16:53:59.319-07:002012-09-29T16:53:59.319-07:00Poor Mel.
I've been saved from a fall like yo...Poor Mel.<br /><br />I've been saved from a fall like yours because I couldn't afford progressives in the first place. Now you couldn't pay me to wear them. If you went WHOMP, I'd go SPLAT.Alison E. Brucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16449544045685213466noreply@blogger.com